ECCC is excited to announce the formation of a dedicated corporate Communications Department, with new Vice President of Communications, Ferlin Izquist at the helm. In Izquist’s words, the upstart division is “designed to help us to, kind of, you know, do something, anything really, because for, you know, whatever, uh, reason, we’re just not getting, uh, to, uh, you know… to, like, say, uh… stuff.” 

Network IT experts explain that as a maiden effort, the department is experimenting with photonic emitters called “projectors”.  “The theory is that we can use the emitters to cause words and pictures to appear on walls, ceilings or even floors,”  said  Phil Einstein, ECCC Managing Director of Network Systems Theoretical Analysis Research.

Einstein says the Communications Department is trying the system out on itself before proceeding with network wide implementation.  “We’re putting one in every office of the department, and so far we’re very pleased with the results.  When the machine is on, words suddenly appear in whatever direction it is pointed.  You can turn the unit off and they disappear just as quickly.  It’s like magic.”

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